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THOMAS THE IMPERIALIST AND FRIENDS
I have studied episodes of Thomas and Friends, and discovered the shocking truth!

  1. As Thomas 'Chugga Chuggs" down the tracks, that encourages kids to drink!
  2. Diesel and Mavis the diesels are BLACK, and there are no WHITE steam engines! Even though there isn't such things and most diesels are black, RACIST!
  3. Toby is old but he is 7. That makes kids feel like they are grandpas!
Thomas is a terrible show even though I am just looking for money to kill Fatt Hatt.